Meghan McCain, I got your back!

Ok, I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, but apparently Meghan McCain sent out a twitter note and picture and a bunch of jackasses went completely nuts. Some called her a slut, fat, etc.

When will she wake up and realize that she is hanging around a bunch of uptight, ignorant, outspoken, and unkind people. She needs to admit that her dad is a great dude and happens to be a Republican, but he is by no stretch of the definition one of those crazy-ass conservatives. Remember Republicans are cool in my book even though I’m a Democrat. What they stand for is fine and dandy, I just don’t share their opinion. Conservatives on the other hand are fucked-up, intolerant, fully ignorant, people who love believing in ghosts, fear everything, and hate everyone.

Just as I feel John McCain is more of a moderate Republican often bordering on becoming a conservative Democrat, Meghan is a raging liberal. Not a damn thing about her is either Republican or Conservative.

Come to the dark side young Meghan. Notice how none of us ever called you fat, slutty, or any of the numerous names and insults you’ve endured. All those insults, slanders, and aggressive attacks all came from those people you consider on your team.

Now after all that nastiness you had to endure, you actually apologized to them? Are you serious? You don’t owe then a damn thing. You are a college educated, attractive, very well spoken, woman with a great father, honorable brother, and bright future.

Abandon that nutty fringe you hang with and come hang with us. You are always welcome and if you ever stopped long enough to even listen to what you say, you will come to the realization that you have been one of us for a very long time.

-Alex “Not a liberal, would never be a conservative” Chaney