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Tiger woods to pay $750,000,000 for puntang

June 30, 2010 by  
Filed under Celebrity Exposed

Fox News reports:

Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

That is $6,198,347.11 per piece of ass.  Holy shit Batman.  Sorry folks, but no puntang on Earth is worth that much.  If there is, I NEVER want any part of it.  I’ll stick to my Dinner and a Movie value of puntang.  WOW!

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