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		<title>Jessica White Nude in Bullett Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.never2funky.com/urbanalex/2011/03/jessica-white-nude-in-bullett-magazine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<title>Ivonne Montero</title>
		<link>http://www.never2funky.com/urbanalex/2010/11/ivonne-montero/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 19:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mexican actress and model best known for her leading role in ¡Anita, no te rajes! (Anita don&#8217;t Give Up!) in 2004. She has portrayed various other roles in telenovelas, and has appeared in several serials, including Rosalinda, Las vías del amor,Decisiones, and El Juego de la Vida. She plays the struggling single mom Maité Contreras in Telemundo&#8216;s Sin Vergüenza.]]></description>
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<p><a title="Mexican people" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_people">Mexican</a> actress and model best known for her leading role in <em><a title="¡Anita, no te rajes!" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A1Anita,_no_te_rajes!">¡Anita, no te rajes!</a></em> (<em>Anita don&#8217;t Give Up!</em>) in 2004. She has portrayed various other roles in telenovelas, and has appeared in several serials, including <em><a title="Rosalinda (telenovela)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalinda_(telenovela)">Rosalinda</a></em>, <em><a title="Las vías del amor" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_v%C3%ADas_del_amor">Las vías del amor</a></em>,<em><a title="Decisiones" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decisiones">Decisiones</a></em>, and <em><a title="El Juego de la Vida (page does not exist)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=El_Juego_de_la_Vida&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1">El Juego de la Vida</a></em>. She plays the struggling single mom Maité Contreras in <a title="Telemundo" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telemundo">Telemundo</a>&#8216;s <em><a title="Sin Vergüenza (TV series)" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Verg%C3%BCenza_(TV_series)">Sin Vergüenza</a></em>.</p>

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		<title>Pregnant Woman Dies After EMT’s Refuse to Help</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A pregnant woman in a coffee shop has a fatal seizure in front of two paramedics who refused to help her. According to media reports, 25-year-old Eutisha Revee Rennix, of Brooklyn, was in Au Bon Pain when she began to complain of severe pain and shortness of breath. Rennix later fell to the ground with [...]]]></description>
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<p>A pregnant woman in a coffee shop has a fatal seizure in front of two paramedics who refused to help her.</p>
<p>According to media reports, 25-year-old Eutisha Revee Rennix, of Brooklyn, was in  Au Bon Pain when she began to complain of severe pain and shortness of breath.  Rennix later fell to the ground with convulsions and foaming of the mouth.</p>
<p>Two paramedics who were in the coffee shop told patrons to call 911 because they were on their break, according to witnesses.</p>
<p>When an ambulance finally arrived, it was too late.  Rennix died shortly after being transported to the hospital.  Sadly, doctors were not able to save the life of her infant daughter, Jahniya Renne Woodson who died about two hours after her mother.</p>
<p>Rennix also has a 3-year-old son who witnessed the incident in the coffee shop.</p>
<p>They New York Fire Department is investigating. The paramedics are on”paid but restricted duty.” meaning no contact with patients.</p>
<p>Alex&#8217;s note:</p>
<p>This is a sad testament of the human condition.  This jerks let a young woman and her unborn child just die in front of them so they could watch and eat a damn muffin.  I actually have no words for this sad story other than I would love a shot in the ring with either of these two idiots.  I don&#8217;t wanna kill&#8217;em, just a nice pop in the mouth.</p>
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		<title>Allen Iverson RETIRES</title>
		<link>http://www.never2funky.com/urbanalex/2009/11/allen-iverson-retires/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m completely speechless.  Allen is one of my all time favorite, most amazing, and complete  players to ever hit the hardwood.  He is also way under-rated and completely under appreciated.  Is a majority of it his fault?  Of course!  He never mastered the PR game, he was never a great public speaker, and he failed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-3499" title="99.569179" src="http://www.never2funky.com/urbanalex/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/99.569179.jpg" alt="99.569179" width="200" height="150" />I&#8217;m completely speechless.  Allen is one of my all time favorite, most amazing, and complete  players to ever hit the hardwood.  He is also way under-rated and completely under appreciated.  Is a majority of it his fault?  Of course!  He never mastered the PR game, he was never a great public speaker, and he failed to capture the hearts and minds of the quasi-fans that people like Jordan owned.   Let us not forget that Jordan had fans who never saw the game, just rode his public persona.</p>
<p>Well Iverson&#8217;s public persona was that of a bad boy.  Not that he did much that was badd, but the company he kept, and the fashion in which he led his life was always in question.</p>
<p>I am a super lucky fan.  I saw Iverson out and about all the time.  Even when he was shot at, the next morning I was being interviewed at my home office because I had just walked away from him moments earlier before the shooting.</p>
<p>But we also had a weird relationship.  Although I took photos of all the happening events in Philly and he was always there, I respected his privacy and would keep the camera off him and let him just enjoy himself.</p>
<p>But now he&#8217;s walking away form the game and I&#8217;m feeling a bit sad.  Sad as the day he left Philly and Philly just never felt the same after.</p>
<p>He was always this amazing talent, playing this game he loved and dominated, but in an environment that he never seemed to be completely at ease with.</p>
<p>In the end, this may be his best move ever.  He proved himself, made a ton of money, but now he may be getting himself back and the freedom to be himself while still being among the best there ever was.</p>
<p>-Alex</p>
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		<title>Zombieland Review</title>
		<link>http://www.never2funky.com/urbanalex/2009/10/zombieland-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first video review. I had to start somewhere so I&#8217;m going with Zombieland. Let&#8217;s see if I rocked this or not. Enjoy!]]></description>
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		<title>Meghan McCain, I got your back!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve been paying attention, but apparently Meghan McCain sent out a twitter note and picture and a bunch of jackasses went completely nuts. Some called her a slut, fat, etc. When will she wake up and realize that she is hanging around a bunch of uptight, ignorant, outspoken, and unkind [...]]]></description>
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Ok, I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve been paying attention, but apparently Meghan McCain sent out a twitter note and picture and a bunch of jackasses went completely nuts.  Some called her a slut, fat, etc.</p>
<p>When will she wake up and realize that she is hanging around a bunch of uptight, ignorant, outspoken, and unkind people.  She needs to admit that her dad is a great dude and happens to be a Republican, but he is by no stretch of the definition one of those crazy-ass conservatives.  Remember Republicans are cool in my book even though I&#8217;m a Democrat.  What they stand for is fine and dandy, I just don&#8217;t share their opinion.  Conservatives on the other hand are fucked-up, intolerant, fully ignorant, people who love believing in ghosts, fear everything, and hate everyone.</p>
<p>Just as I feel John McCain is more of a moderate Republican often bordering on becoming a conservative Democrat, Meghan is a raging liberal.  Not a damn thing about her is either Republican or Conservative.</p>
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<p>Come to the dark side young Meghan.  Notice how none of us ever called you fat, slutty, or any of the numerous names and insults you&#8217;ve endured.  All those insults, slanders, and aggressive attacks all came from those people you consider on your team.</p>
<p>Now after all that nastiness you had to endure, you actually apologized to them?  Are you serious?  You don&#8217;t owe then a damn thing.  You are a college educated, attractive, very well spoken, woman with a great father, honorable brother, and bright future.</p>
<p>Abandon that nutty fringe you hang with and come hang with us.  You are always welcome and if you ever stopped long enough to even listen to what you say, you will come to the realization that you have been one of us for a very long time.</p>
<p>-Alex &#8220;Not a liberal, would never be a conservative&#8221; Chaney</p>
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		<title>Alex on Rush Limbaugh</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, I said it before and I&#8217;ll say it a million more times.  Rush Limbaugh is a damn genius.  He is one of the smartest human beings on the face of mother Earth.  His genius and marketing savvy leave many a mere mortal in his wake. What?!?!?  Is this Alex Chaney saying this?  Yes sir! [...]]]></description>
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<p>Look, I said it before and I&#8217;ll say it a million more times.  Rush Limbaugh is a damn genius.  He is one of the smartest human beings on the face of mother Earth.  His genius and marketing savvy leave many a mere mortal in his wake.</p>
<p>What?!?!?  Is this Alex Chaney saying this?  Yes sir!</p>
<p>What makes Rush a genius is not that I believe a single word that he is saying.  I think he is a sexist and racist and rude and very rich man.</p>
<p>He is pompous, he is a jerk, he is a proven drug abuser, etc.</p>
<p>What makes him a pure genius is that he has found a very specific audience of disenfranchised, angry, yet financially solvent older white men.   That&#8217;s not a racist statement.  Jesse Jackson&#8217;s prime audience is the black community.  These are not racist statements, it&#8217;s their target demographic.</p>
<p>Rush knows good and well that he is not a politician.  He knows he could never make the money he makes being a Conservative Senator.  He has no desire to represent anyone.  He also knows it&#8217;s very well in his best interest that the Democrats are in office.</p>
<p>I said it before Bush came to the White house.  I said that if the Republicans win, then he will have little to raise heck over and thus his ratings will not be as strong.  Was I right?  Hell yeah I was.  Now that Obama won the election, Rush&#8217;s ratings have never been better.</p>
<p>Now the clincher.  He just did an interview and he said it outright.  This is all about ratings and MONEY.  He tapped into an audience that he knew he could speak to daily that is angry, scared, and mad.  They turn him on daily.  Some for moron programming, others to validate their feelings, and finally others who just real Conservatives who see Rush as a real leader that speaks to their fears and concerns.</p>
<p>So how well is this genius comedian radio pundit doing?  Extremely well.  G4 Jets, potential football teams, gold microphones, etc.  He has capitalized in a way that only a genius capitalist could.</p>
<p>Does he believe his own nonsense that he spouts daily?  Hell no.  I mean, yes he is a Conservative and a Republican, but he is mostly speaking to the things he knows will provide his audience with the &#8220;Hell Yeah!&#8221; moments so they feel like he is saying what they are thinking.  He cannot afford to do otherwise.  His genius is understanding precisely what they want to here, then he spits it out.</p>
<p>Do I wanna follow in his footsteps to make the same cash?  Heck yeah, but I have a few shortcomings.  First, I&#8217;m not a Conservative and if you notice, conservatives are a very angry bunch and liberals are a very passive bunch.  You need a very angry and aggressive bunch to make this work.  This is why you don&#8217;t see big liberal pundits making the Limbaugh cash.</p>
<p>However, I think I&#8217;m smart enough to understand the Conservative message, then listen to the anger, then spit it back out to them.  The problem here is that a large bunch of this anger that drives his audience is also based on race and orientation issues.  This is NOT to say Conservatives and Republicans are racist, sexist, nationalists, or anti-gay.  No, I don&#8217;t think that at all.  I repeat, I do NOT think Conservatives are by and large a racist movement.  But I will say that if a person is racist or sexist, then chances are that they are Conservative.  That little fact could hurt or help me as a black dude who would attempt to spout my anger with a group that thinks the beneficiaries of these so-called liberal socialists programs are other blacks and minorities.  However, turncoats and uncle-Toms are very welcome as they become poster children for them to say &#8220;See, we&#8217;re not racist, we have a goofy black man named Michael Steele.  Proof we&#8217;re not biased&#8221;.  So maybe it will work for me.</p>
<p>My biggest problem in following in Rush&#8217;s footsteps like Glen Beck has done is that the extreme right message is so simple-minded, so whacked out, so paranoid and completely crazy that I would not make it through a single episode without laughing my ass off.</p>
<p>Well, I digress.  But as I said and will always say, Rush is a genius, he is too smart to actually believe that crap he spouts, but he knows how to use that message and the media to make himself insanely rich.</p>
<p>Good job Rush, you earned it.  So it had to be off the backs of the simple-minded, scared, and angry masses, but you made it all the same.  Capitalism does in-fact work and you figured it out.</p>
<p>PS.  I still think he&#8217;s a saxist racist, but that&#8217;s just my opinion</p>
<p>-Alex</p>
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