Zoe Saldana just completely redefined what sexy is.  Who new this little feline minx had it in such heavy doses.  I saw her in Avatar and in Star Trek, but now it all suddenly makes sense.  More over Eva Mendez, I got a new obsession.

Brace yourself. I tried hard to track down this amazing specimen, but alas I failed, but that doesn’t mean that I’ve stopped looking.  As you can easily tell, this woman is built like a “brick shithouse”.  Unbelievable is all I have to say.  Keep an eye open as once I find her, I will get her properly interviewed and up on BackPocket Magazine and Never2Funky.com

Enjoy

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are expecting their first child together.

“Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along,” says Kerr, 27, confirming much buzz about a possible baby after the couple quietly wed in July.

“I’ve always wanted kids,” [Miranda said]. “My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be.”

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For as long as there has been time, there has been man’s obsession with all thinks fast and female, so it’s no wonder why the most photographed items seem to be the combination of a stupid fast car with a supa-fly woman.  Well, I’m not going to let you down.  I don’t know who shot these, I don’t know who the models are, but I know the inner beast inside you will love it.

Enjoy!

So India spent some time building the Kama Sutra, and let’s face it, they did make a lot of babies as a result, something like almost 2 billion.  Well, here in the good ‘ol US of A, we also have our ancient art of love making, and that’s called the Auto Sutra.  I’m including all you will need to perfect your technique automotive style.  Enjoy!

Marcelle Bittar de Almeida (born on May 5, 1982 in Guarapuava, Paraná, Brazil), better known as Marcelle Bittar, is a Brazilian fashion model of Lebanese decent.
In 1996, Bittar was registered by her mother in a Elite Model Management contest and subsequently joined the agency casting at only 14 years old. Her other agencies include Ford (New York, Miami), Women (Milan), Select (London), Mega (Hamburg), and Ten Model Management Agency, which is her mother’s agency. In 2001, Bittar was nominated for the Abit Fashion Awards for the best female model. That same year, she participated in the São Paulo Fashion Week/Breast Cancer campaign at Alvo da Moda.

Now this is a deep, dark, and rough to watch video from Rihanna.  I ignored the song on the radio forever, but I finally saw the video and was like WOAH!  Actually, I wish I didn’t have to say that I knew people in similar situations and I would love not to say that I lost family this way, but it’s a terrible reality that happens every day.

Following close on the heels of the insanely controversial and strange to watch “Window Seat” by Erykah, she is back with part II.  Thing is, this is actually the first part of a multipart video.  Watch for yourself to see if you can understand the statement they are trying to make here.

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This party just keeps getting better and better.  This chick is my new super hero.  Check her out NOW sans clothes.  Maybe her 15 minutes are up, but damn what a nice 15 minutes it has been.

Kourtney Kardashian has shared more photos from her little sister’s bikini shoot on her blog.

Kendall Jenner, 14, and Kylie, 12, are Kourtney, Kim and Khloe’s half-sisters.

“All I can say is wow!” Kourtney writes. “I just received Kendall’s final shots from a shoot she did last week with one of our favorite photographers, Nick Saglimbeni, and I am speechless. She looks amazing!! So proud of you, Kendall.”

Well she kept her word and went nude.  That’s all I can say.  I will post better photos as I get them.

You owe me HUGE on this one.  This is truly one amazing post I have for you today and you owe me HUGE.  There are a ton of photos and you should take your time and go carefully through each and every one.  I have no idea what this is about or anything, but I do know that it’s hot.

In front of the lens of Jacques Dequeker, model Alessandra Ambrosio delves into a land of darkness and seduction for the latest cover shoot from Vogue Brazil. Aided by fashion editor Giovanni Frasson, Dequeker captures the Brazilian bombshell in a tempting array of lingerie pieces.

She is a famous fashion model and was seen in magazines like Annabelle in Germany, Jalouse in Greece and Bolero in Switzerland. In 2007 she posed for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue as one of the ’07 Rookies.
She is a tall brunette, with green eyes, and sometimes dies her hair blonde. In 2004 she started her career after she was discovered by a fashion executive who made a lengthy three-day trip from Chelyabinsk to Moscow.
Then she signed a contract with Traffic Models and soon became popular in the fashion world. She appeared in commercials and advertisements for Intimissimi, Lacoste or Martini.
With all her beauty and intelligence she is a star and her career is just getting started. There’s no doubt she will continue having a tremendous success worldwide and she will conquer the hearts of million men.
She is always seen like a goddess and how couldn’t she when she has those gorges green eyes and that body? We wish her good luck and we are sure that in couple of years she will be one of the richest models.

Lingerie model Kelly Brook pays homage to some of the film industry’s most famous bikini scenes in a sexy photo shoot for Total Film magazine. She does Raquel Welch in “One Million Years B.C.,”Brigitte Bardot in “A Very Private Affair,” Sophia Loren in “The Millionairess,” and of course, everyone’s favorite Huttese sex slave Princess Leia in “Return of the Jedi.” Don’t get me wrong — Kelly Brook is absolutely gorgeous

Agent Provocateur – “Love Me Tender” in HD from Greg Williams on Vimeo.

Short film written and directed by Greg Williams as a web viral for underwear firm Agent Provocateur staring model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Greg Williams teamed with Rosie Huntington to produce one of the hottest commercials out.  Check out the super sexy “Love me Tender”

Brandy graces the cover of 160 Grams magazine and she looks amazing. The one time sitcom star reflects on her her life and her new album which will be her greatest effort thus far.

Changing her musical tome on this album she will be counting on super producer Timbaland for his eclectic taste. Brandy’s one of those personalities who has grown up right before our eyes, from her days trying to be down to the “Boy Is Mine“, Brandy has gotten more mature and even sexier with and the proof is taking a look at these provocative pics in the new 160 Grams magazine.

So I didn’t really know what this is from, but after a little investigation, this is a publicity thing for a porn company called visit-x.com.  Apparently, this is an amateur video sex chat network.  Whatever, they got their desired effect, I did notice and I am spreading virally.  Viva viral marketing.